Rob & Laura & me went to Leeds, and on the way there we bought a big bed, but it didn't fit on the bus, so we did some gardening to make some money to buy some wheels for the bed. Suddenly a cat crept up on us & garden to get the wheels.

And suddenly a big unicorn jumped out of a big drain what appeared suddenly & knocked an invisible kid on a moped into an imaginary hole.

The unicorn unzipped his body & a evil person came out & laughed a bit.

And then we were all wearing big scientist glasses.

And then a big ass bridge appeared & it lead to Thorton-Le-Dale, which they all followed it which annoyed the cat because there was only a small boundary at the cricket pitch.
(No, we don't get it either.)

And then a bendy straw bus drove up driven by a speed (the drug that is) addict.